Madlibs

Got any ideas for a Madlib of your own?  Submit your original story, or use a classical source with your own omissions.  Do not have any more than 14 blanks.  Type it up along with a list of grammar items needed and submit it to Mr. Smith.  Don't forget to put the blanks in your story where you want them.  Appropriate stories will be added to the list below as they become available.